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 * WE WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME INTERESTING ONES FOR YOU TO READ, LEARN, THINK, LAUGH AND ENJOY. **

Index: -//The Daffodils// by William Wordswoth. English and Spanish version by Rocío Tejido. -Poem "//One Art//" by Elizabeth Bishop -Classroom Jokes -Students´ Bloopers

//**The Daffodils**// by William Wordsworth. Read and translated by Rocío Tejido

One of the most widely known poems of English Romantic Poetry = media type="file" key="The Daffodils. William Wordsworth. Read by Rocío Tejido.m4a" width="300" height="50" English version = = =

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**SOME CLASSROOM JOKES**

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: MARIA !!!.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that ' s wrong  GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn ' t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I ' m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I " MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I **am** the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Aquí tenéis algunos disparates geniales sacados de exámenes reales en Inglés.